old man yaoi’s #1 hater
hand hurts from jacking off
inside thought!! inside thought!!
outside thought!!!!! outside thought!!!!! my hand is sore from jerking that thang asunder!!!!!!!!
hey girl are you a boy. would you like to be
oh my god this is literally just the plot of ouran high school host club isn’t it
Vladimir Mayakovsky, from a letter featured in “Love in the Heart of Everything; The Correspondence between Vladimir Mayakovsky & Lili Brik, 1915-1930,”
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cat allergy doesn’t exist people just sneeze for attention and because they’re misogynists
Men will literally study Paracelsus, translate 1600s alchemical texts and distill potions for melancholy before going to therapy















